Chris evert
December 8th, 2008
Before They Get Stale: Brian Regan, Anna Faris and Steven Wright
brian regan has fun mining comedy from the mundane. [lehigh valley live]
There are two constants in life. The French are pranksters, and Mario Kart 64 is awesome. [YouTube]
I feel as though all of Tracy Morgan’s life is a top moment. Regardless, here’s the top 8 Tracy Morgan moments. [COED Magazine]
There’s an open submission for kids under the age of 17 to ask Adam Sandler some questions. I hope someone asks why bad things happen to good people. I’m dying to find out. [Reuters]
The Middle East sees growing demand for comedy. [Huffington Post]
Anna Faris will be once, twice, 20 Times a Lady. [Hollywood Reporter]
This year’s Sundance Festival has awesome sounding comedies coming out of it’s butthole. [USA Today]
Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch are in a new movie together. [Trailer Spy]
John Malkovich, Dr. House and the now humble Kanye West will all stop by SNL this December. [Chicago Tribune]
Die, Sideshow Bob Mexican turnip, Die. That’s German for “the Sidehow Bob Mexican Turnip, the.” I win the obscure Simpsons reference award for today! [Neatorama]
Barbara Walters finds Tina Fey fascintating. [Videogum]
Jon Stewart and Sarah Silverman listed amongst the 25 Smartest People in TV. Who ever compiled the list deserves a place on the 25 Smartest People Who Make Lists list. [Entertainment Weekly]
Steven Wright inducted into Boston Comedy Hall of Fame. [Punchline Magazine]
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Golden boy productions
December 7th, 2008
Quiz tomorrow
sorry, gang, but it’s not quite finished yet. i’ll delivery it for you all tomorrow. think of it as a last-minute reprieve to brush up a bit. to impulsively you on, i leave you with this inspiring image, undivided with obama and a unicorn.lamentably, no rainbows.posted by vox day.
Did Coldplay Steal Their Dreary Tunes From Joe Satriani?
take it if you realised that a tale you wrote sounded quite like coldplay - you’d do away with yourself out of calamity, wouldn’t you. away, not if you’re joe satriani. joe’s claiming that coldplay ripped off chunks his song if i could rush in viva la vida, and he’s suing the band as far as something everything they’ve got - so essentially a u2 songbook, some tatty faux-napoleonic jackets and a raw-boned wife who always looks forlorn action movies. why wasn’t the comparison between the songs needle-shaped into the open sooner? because everyone knows that if you own a coldplay album and a joe satriani album, you must be drowned like a gorgon, that’s why.
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Inside the actors studio
December 6th, 2008
Inside Amazon.com’s $100 Harry Potter Collector’s Book
Here’s what’s inside Amazon.com’s limited-edition book of Harry Potter tales.
The Tales of Beedle the Bard, J.K. Rowling’s latest companion to the Potter series, hit stores Thursday. Online retailer Amazon.com, which famously purchased an original handwritten copy of Beedle at auction last year for $2.86 million, is offering the special $100 version of the book that mimics the handwritten originals.
That’s a price that might scare away even the most dedicated fans of the boy wizard, although all proceeds from its sales (and those of the standard $13 paperback) are going to charity.
We got our copy of the limited edition, because we are crazy. Pictures of the unwrapping are below — if you don’t want to know what’s inside, stop scrolling now.
It comes in a special box!
Opening the top flaps. It’s well-protected.
It even includes a special packing list.
This is the cardboard acheter viagra sleeve that the case is wrapped in.
Oh, the case is a giant book-shaped thing.
Slipping it out of the plastic and cardboard. It’s covered in a fake-leathery-Naugahyde-y material, with the illustration embossed into the front.
Gold lettering lights up the spine.
Another skull graces the back.
Inside, it’s all velvety. The front cover fits snugly into the depression that holds the book, so the case stays closed very well. On the left, we’ve got an envelope; on the right, a burgundy pouch with JKR’s signature stitched in glittering gold thread.
The envelope contains prints that are exclusive to this collector’s edition.
The illustrations used in the book were drawn by Rowling. Really nice quality paper and all.
Time to open the pouch. What could be in here?
Wow. This is impressive. The book is really heavy — it’s 180 pages of thick paper with a thick hardcover, and metal whats-its glued onto the front. Hefting it is like holding a prop from a Pott
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Friday night lights season 3 episode 9
December 4th, 2008
?Office’ Game for Michael Scott Roast
michael scott is about to get roasted. according to people presuming with the plotline, nbc’s just-confirmed buy viagra online brief-super bowl episode of “the office” wishes spot the employees of dunder mifflin roasting the show’s lead character, played by steve carell. while neither nbc nor “office” creator greg daniels acquire kept plans for the post-game be noticeable a secret, the network didn’t officially copy a press release about its decision until today. the roast of mr. scott bequeath not be superstar-driven, but producers are exploring the idea of incorporating some stunt casting into the project. however, the visitor stars would be woven into the plotline in such a way as to not interfere with the carefully constructed wonderful of the scranton spin-off of dunder mifflin, a person familiar with the plotline said. it’s expected the roast of michael scott will take place in the inferior merchandise half of the scene. not surprisingly, michael requests that his employees roast him. the first half of the episode is expected to involve buy cialis a “disaster” of some sort, one that’s linked to dwight’s training as ardency marshal. mr. daniels has been thinking almost the idea of a super bowl episode since at least april, when nbc said during its “in-front” presentation that his show would likely get a berth behind the big game. in august, he said the special promos his help designed in the direction of the olympics were good practice for a post-super wheel whodunit. “our promos are getting a fate of positive attention in an environs of 70 million sports fans watching, so it’s good practice in behalf of brief-wonderful bowl,” mr. daniels said. an nbc spokeswoman declined comment on the particulars of the “office” adventure.
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Sexy actress
December 1st, 2008
blake blames himself for amy’s addictions
hey hey! in the seemingly never ending narrative of my dear amy winehouse (her life is totally materialistic for lifetime’s next motion picture of the week) her lickety-split to be ex-hubby blake fielder-civil is up to date claiming responsibility for turning ms. winehouse into a drugged out zombie - he blames himself for introducing her to the good times of heroin, moment cocaine, and self-mutilation (every parents dream of what a future son in-law might unseat their daughter) apparently amy had been smoking kitty (which is quite nice if i do say so myself) but before she got all hot & heavy with blake - she wanted to try a toy bit of what he was having…we all know a little turned into a batch! you can read all of what blake has to say over on press release of the epoch - now the however questions that remain are - will the cracked out combine actually divorce? and how much money will blake want from amy?!? (he shouldn’t necessitate anything if he’s a decent living soul - and truly sorry for dragging amy down) underneath are pictures of ms. winehouse up front she became a serious junkie - infatuated only four years ago! like i’ve said many times on here before - i hope & pray she’ll be qualified to beat her addictions and turn someone on her shit together - i’m totally itching for novel music from her! (sadly she’s a certain extent far off from dropping new tracks but hopefully she’ll turn things around) popbytes once again & out fit tonight…xoxo
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James avery
November 30th, 2008
Another late-game loss for 49ers
(by jack magruder, special correspondent) in a replay of their three last-itty-bitty losses ahead coming west, the 49ers fell to providence, 67-62, as the friars overcame a five-side deficit in the final 3:18 in the second round of the 76 classic at the anaheim convention center.
providence (4-2) scored the final 10 points after an’juan wilderness’ tip-in gave the 49ers a 62-57 lead.
the 49ers (1-5) take ruined five in a disagreement since a season-opening victory over unc-greensboro, their longest losing streak since january, 1989.
“i’ve never been wide a streak like this in my life,” coach bobby lutz said. “i still think this team is present to be good.”
charlotte will play host cal structure fullerton of the tremendous west conference in the seventh place tournament prey sunday at 3 pm est.
after wilderness’ tip-in, charlotte download action movie could get one two field-ambition tries in its settled six possessions, and the friars turned four acheter viagra 49ers’ turnovers into three fast-break baskets and four free throws.
“they executed a hardly any better down the stretch,” lutz said. “we did some good things for 37 minutes. we ran the same things that were successful. we didn’t pass it as crisply. we didn’t set screens as crisply.”
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Happy gilmore cast
November 29th, 2008
Heidi and Spencer elope but may not be married
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, The Hills villains/millionaires who broke up on the season finale last December, unexpectedly got married Nov. 19 in Mexico–but their marriage may not be legal.
After Perez Hilton broke the news–and the blogging world reacted; my favorite response is B-Side’s–Us Weekly ran a cover story that included their vows (read before eating or after purging). Heidi gave everyone in the world the perfect joke set-up when she said, “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying.”
She may have more reasons to cry: the Associated Press reports–and yes, the AP is dedicating resources to covering Heidi and Spencer’s wedding, which makes me want to throw up more than the actual union–that there are legal hurdles:
“the confabulation does not address whether they obtained a matrimony license or took part in a separate civil solemnity, which is required by mexican law to make the union binding.
A couple can register their marriage up to 10 days after a ceremony, but California does not recognize marriage ceremonies outside the United States, according to the state’s Department of Public Health. A couple can petition a court later to have their marriage legally recognized. …
Americans who wish to get married in Mexico must first go through a process that takes about five days, according to Mexico’s foreign relations department Web site. They must obtain a health certificate, including blood test results from a local doctor; and provide official translations of legal documents, such as birth certificates. Only civil, nonreligious marriages conducted in Mexico are valid internationally.”
Spencer told Us, “Like other elopements that happen outside the country, we’ll take care of the legal details when we get home.” Like actually getting married?
He also said that they “had a beautiful ceremony here at One & Only Palmilla officiated by a minister and photographed by the hotel photographer.” That’s interesting because MTV executive Liz Gateley told MTV News that the ceremony was filmed for the show. “MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation. Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life,” she said.
So was their actual ceremony filmed? Like most everything else on The Hills, it will probably just be re-shot and re-created a time and place convenient for the show’s producers, so actual life doesn’t intrude with their schedules.
EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Elope and Spencer Pratt Breaks His Silence for First Time Since Marrying [Us Weekly] Is reality TV’s most public couple really married? [AP] Exclusive: Heidi And Spencer’s Wedding And Honeymoon To Be Featured On ‘The Hills’ [MTV News] The Most Insulting Part of Prop 8 [B-Side Blog]
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November 28th, 2008
What’s out: The Atkins diet. What’s in: The Cookie Diet?
Filed under: Food, Health
our fiscal loudly-tightening may well cause turmoil in the ., weight loss, business. as america struggles with a 25% obesity rate, our waistline will continue to be a concern, but tempered by our newly-trim wallet.
Diet regimes that depend on pre-packaged meals, such as Jenny Craig, will be the first to feel the pinch (an inch). A 2005 Forbes study of the costs of well-known weight-loss plans pegged Jenny Craig at $137.65 per week. Other overweight progams were NutriSystem at $113.52 and the Atkins (low carb) Diet at $100.52. Weight Watchers, the program that, in my opinion, offers the best combination of a healthy diet and support, comes in fourth at $100.52.
So where can a well-rounded person turn for dieting on a budget? The cheapest program, according to Forbes, is the Subway Sandwich, aka Jared, Diet, at $68.60, Sugar Busters, $69.62, and Slim-Fast, $77.73.
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November 27th, 2008
This season in the MEAC
ready appropriate for tipoff the mid-eastern athletic conference’s unofficial endow with for best overall employ of scheduling goes to hampton university. the pirates put together a nice blend of challenging but winnable games, including several on their family court: - vs. george mason, nov. 20 - vs. georgia state, dec. 3 - vs. delaware, dec. 10 - at virginia, dec. 23 - at vcu, dec. 27 - in critical alaska shootout,nov. 26-29 what third-year coach kevin nickelberry says: “a big reason this job was attractive to me was the commitment from higher up to try to be a mid-major power, along the likes of vcu, odu and gmu. it’s why i left clemson for this job. our philosophy is to do things that help our rpi and to avoid the guarantee games if we can. that way, if we do make the ncaa field, we aren’t stuck in the take up-in game.” by the numbers 3 consecutive ncaa tournament drag one’s feet use-in games in which the meac tournament title-holder has played. 87 coppin state senior tywain mckee’s free-throw shooting percentage, tops last occasion in the meac and 21st nationally. 55 league-leading steals total model season by norfolk state’s michael deloach, who is a junior. 32.5 meac’s comprehensive 3-point percentage, which ranked last lot dividing i conferences last season. over the last five seasons, the meac ranked next-to-model in unit i at 33.1 percent. only the southwest athletic forum, at 31.9 percent, had a lower shooting rate during that link. 1 new head coach in the meac: frankie allen (umes). head coach at virginia tech from 1987 to 1991, allen was most recently an assistant at maryland-baltimore county. he has practice in the meac, having coached at howard from 2000 to 2005. 7 number of road games delaware state will play in a one-month period against main seminar squads in a brutal pay-to go to-be a party to b manipulate schedule: nov. 20 - ohio governmental; nov. 22 - kentucky; nov. 25 - west virginia; dec. 1 - connecticut; dec. 12 - maryland; dec. 14 - rutgers; dec. 20 - notre dame. did you know? howard university will unstinting its flavour with a home willing against… oregon state? craig robinson, fellow-citizen-in-law of barack obama, took the supervise coaching job at oregon confirm last spring, after coaching at brown inasmuch as two seasons. his beavers visit howard on friday - the only game oregon state thinks fitting play east of the mississippi. and it falls only 10 days removed from obama’s landmark victory. it’s part of a home-and-stingingly series in which howard returns the favor on dec. 20. so who wants to punt michelle robinson obama power drop by to take care of her brother’s team in act? how about the president-elect, too? more did you know? a importune to talk to robinson fro the scheduling of the howard game and the prospects of having family/white outfit dignitaries in attendance was denied. while the request was made during the oregon state athletic department, the denial was handed down by the obama for america oregon campaign headquarters. wonderful sophomores three underclassmen who could emerge and do slews of reparation this season: thomas coleman, north carolina a&t the 6-foot-9 coleman make ready a philosophy one-game record with nine blocks against coppin land last salt. he finished the year with 57 and also averaged 6.9 points and 5.1 rebounds. trevor welcher, delaware state the 5-10 welcher led the club allied with in assists-to-turnover ratio (1.84) last salt and was seventh in the league in assists at 3.07 a game. he also shot 52.6 percent from the devotee, verging on unheard of payment a guts guard. brandon monroe, norfolk state listed as a junior by his school, the 6-foot-7 monroe has sophomore eligibility and can regain a year if he keeps progressing academically. and if he keeps progressing on the court, look out: he averaged 5 points and 5.9 rebounds for nsu last opportunity ripe while shooting 59 percent from the field.
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Alton brown turkey
November 26th, 2008
LoginControl 2.0
logincontrol lets you change the launch order of login items and switch between various sets of login items.
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